Big Joey

Big Joey, the main protagonist of Big Joey's Quirky Campaign. He carries 2 Colt Python pistols, named "Big" and "Joey", presumably after himself. He is the fastest gunman in the West, he's killed countless of people in cold blood. He has a fine taste for whiskey and .357 magnum caliber guns specifically, any other caliber besides his best friends 5.56 mm caliber are hated by him. He was believed to be KIA by the BBC, but survived and raided their safe house, killing all operatives inside, and leaving a note stating "get better whiskey retards."

He is an expert helicopter flier, helping Crazy Kid escape from The American Bank and presumed to be MIA.

His code number is GY-8, signifying he is, in fact, GAY.